Pasty n. A crimped pastry case containing a savoury and/or sweet filling, traditionally associated with Cornwall.
Chomp v. Bite.

This eater of pastries thanks the celebrated Ms Cellio for (a) asking for clarification on a poorly-worded draft document, (b) drawing attention to some unfortunate behaviour that has wider implications for the community and (c) behaving, as far as I can see, like a reasonable adult. I wish her well in her subsequent endeavours.